There are fourteen programs on my washing machine. That’s eleven more than my NuFace facial toner, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that I expect a lot more out of my Nuface than I do my washing machine. My Nuface, for example, (if I ever bother to use it) will eventually turn back time. Stop my cheeks from sliding into my neck and turn the corners of my mouth upward again, or at least find a more neutral position, so I don’t resemble Pinocchio’s miserable mum every time I look in the mirror.
Brilliant! I loved this post.