5 things that are not my fault

...and for which therefore, I will neither apologize, nor explain myself ... nor sit on the naughty step.

A question.

Do women, apologise more than men? Do we take on more responsibility,  and then assume more fault when whatever we’ve taken responsibility for, goes wrong or fails to materialise, or just fails?

The answer to this is so obvious, it  reminds me of another question, one that my creative writing tutor asked in my first year at university: Do men …